Nobody ever says no shit like this in real life.

    by IgotgAme_k

    27 Comments

    1. Bro typed that like he was trying to win a scholarship for Most Unnecessary Sentence of the Year.

    2. Icy-Whale-2253 on

      Even if someone knew me that well, they would’ve just noticed that I would’ve already disappeared by then

    3. “I’ve had enough of seeing you shaking that fine ass with no consequences get in the car!”

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    4. Black_Doc_on_Mars on

      Counterpoint: having an exit plan is a good idea and being emotionally attuned with your partner is great thing. As an introvert that no longer drinks and can only do parties/gatherings for no more than an hour without a social lubricant this is exactly the kind of support I needed.

      My ex knew about my anxiety and sobriety and we used to have a signal. I wasn’t a homebody and I’d go out with her, but we’d park on the street so we didn’t get blocked in. If we caught eyes across the room or did a little thing w our hands that nobody would notice, we’d get ready to go. If she wanted to go back out, cool. Go nuts, ima be home watching kung fu movies, anime or something. Catch ya when you get back home babe.

    5. My version of this is just making eye contact and mouthing, “you ready?” and then I look toward the door. I feel like this kind of thing is pretty standard for long term relationships? Like the line is corny but this is a thing that happens.

    6. Dangerous-Fold-4038 on

      Something like “you ready to go?” Is always asked *hours* after someone is ready to go 😭. I’ve seen it far too many times.

    7. Time-Leadership-7649 on

      This is the most slept on quality your other half can have. If a guy said this to me, he gettin laid with the quickness. Probably in that same car!

    8. My wife and I talk to each other like this because we love, respect, and understand each other. I’m sorry that y’all aren’t emotionally mature.

    9. Supreme_Salt_Lord on

      No, but they should. I got exactly 1hr 25mins at a party or function before im all out juice.

    10. Tall_Wonder_913 on

      My friends and I do this for each other. Would be nice to experience it from a man..

    11. Ummmm….I do. Like all the time when the situation applies. My boyfriend jokes when I do it’s the most sexy thing he’s heard from me all night 😂

    12. My wife and I do this all the time. She is in tune to my social battery, since I get overstimulated big time at events. I do the same for her at certain functions. It just depends how close you are to one another and if you got each other backs.

    13. Aggravating-Salt-785 on

      Me and my girl are actually really good about this, she more introverted and her energy immediately changes so it’s easy to notice

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